I’m all for this.
I want to see Trump try to stand in front of lights and stage for an extended period of time. His dementia, incontinence and physical frailty will be exposed to all. Maybe a major stroke light will be on the cards as well.
FYI there is a planned no kings protest scheduled for June 14th (Donny’s birthday) let’s make this pedos birthday a day to remember.
In a decade of truly insane rants, this was probably his most insane.
“I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists’.”
What in the absolute fuck is there left to say at this point?
Nah, this is not even top 10, it’s a monday.
Trump floats
I was gonna post that that was doubtful, but then I Did My Own Research and discovered that morbidly obese people have an easier time floating
They signed up these artists for the nation’s birthday celebration, and were uninformed enough not to realize that it’s a ruse to celebrate the president’s birthday, and that this was political, and would forever tar them in association with the biggest piece of shit in the world (as measured by character.)
So good for them for pulling out. It’s way better they signed up, then publicly pulled out. We should have every artist do that, except wait until the last minute, then be like, oh, I didn’t know the president or party was involved, sorry. Leave them publicly humiliated without their entertainment.
Looking at you UFC.
Please do this and have a shitload of flashing lights, and let it be 95+ outside, then let his brain cook itself while he rambles on, only like a dementia riddled pedo can.
Do it, and please let this be his “Biden debate moment” where he crashes out on stage in front of the world.
I wish his dad had pulled out.
there’s only one thing that could happen on july 4 that i think would perfectly capture the founders’ intent for independence from tyranny….it would be so poetic if it happened
“Oh no, the launch pad for the fireworks finale was set up horizontally instead of vertically!”
Happy Birthday America! 🇺🇸🦅🧨🫡
It really says something when someone is so hated that we all know what you’re hinting at.
The tree of liberty and what not
I too have a vague concept in mind for liberating us from tyranny. It’s truly glorious. Sic Semper Tyrannis
Why are you posting Fox ’news’ though
He already did…
Thered been a non partisan commission planning this for like a decade, trump fired them and put maga in charge.
People quit because of that, so now they’re saying they’re gonna do the thing theybalreadyndid that caused the problem.
They’re handling this just like the Strait of Hormuz
They say thousands of people will be there!
If you measure in Kelvin.
He will probably have a bunch of MAGA pedos and Christian Nationalists do most of the speaking.
I started reading the article comments. Boy was that a mistake.
You have to wonder how many are bots or Russian at this point.
Hopefully all of them
Has he hired Leni Riefenstahl for filming the event?
Alternative to Fox News.
The band Milli Vanilli was also announced as a performer, though one of its singers, Jodie Rocco, said on Thursday that the group had not been asked to appear.
What the actual f*** is happening?
My guess is that it’s another Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle. Trump just says things and expects his team to make it happen. And he expects everyone around him to bow to his every whim.
The Four Seasons thing was because he announced that he was going to be having a rally at the Four Seasons. This was clearly in reference to the Four Seasons Hotel. But he didn’t have anything booked there yet. The hotel management refused to book it. So Trump ended up at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead. Because the alternative would be Trump being shown as a liar.
And this is just another instance of Trump speaking before he has anything actually booked. He expected all the artists to just bend over and agree to do the show, because that’s what normally happens when he makes demands.
I bet someone at the White House emailed [email protected] or something, and the person at the other end thought it would be funny to fuck with them and accept lol
Milli Vanilli Total Landscaping.
What’s next?
Millie Vanilli God Bless the USA Bibles.
@Sumocat @Zedstrian With Rob Pilatus being dead since 1998 it would be just Vanilli?
There’s two groups of people claiming the name Milli Vanilli: one is the original actual singers (including Jodie Rocco) and the other is
PilatusMorvan (plus supporting musicians). Nobody knows which group they were referring to in the announcement (though they had a picture ofPilatusMorvan) and, afaik,PilatusMorvan hasn’t commented yet.Edit: Morvan, not Pilatus. Duh.
So instead of inviting the people who actually made the songs, this implies that they invited half of the duo who didn’t make them almost 40 years ago?
Who do you think Trump would want: someone with musical talent, or someone who can look good lip syncing to old songs on stage?
By my math, none of them are going to look pretty up on that stage. They should just hire a pair of attractive black men to lip sync it all over again. Just like Milli Vanilli was back in the day.
Is that really surprising though?
Not remotely. I think it couldn’t be more on brand. I think someone offered up Milli Vanilli Total Landscaping. They were spot on.
@Lumidaub Due to being dead since 1998.
I edited, apparently while you were commenting :)








