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The wonky nostrils add character.
Wonky Nostrils new band name I called it
But do you love it because she hates it?
If it starts moving around at night, that’s when you nope out.
Sounds like a Roy Rogers wagon wheel coffee table situation.
Your wife is a wise woman.
I feel like if it weren’t for the teeth it would be bearable
I think it is cute, it is kind eyes.
Do you work at a desk in an office? You can keep it there, and then if someone comes in to talk to you, you can lean in to the monkey as if to listen to its whispers, and say “Monkey doesn’t like that idea!” Lean in again. “Monkey is getting upset! You should go now. Bad things happen when Monkey gets upset…”
Bonus points of you do a funny voice
Perhaps give it a baseball cap, a kids piano and some fancy lighting.
Or a manicure…💅
You can keep it, but like in a closet 😁.
Pro tip: don’t wish for things near it.
I have yet to show this to anyone who doesn’t respond by calling it something equivalent to “cursed.” That fact really makes me wonder about the original sculpturist.
I was trying to paste an image of The Simpsons Olmec head given to Bart as a gift from Mr Burns, it won’t let me a glitch or maybe that saw this community works. Here’s a clip. Never mind, the internet is so enshitified I can’t get the clip, what the fuck is going on with the internet.
It IS the sculpturist…
You can keep it but you’re gonna get cursed
Oh, of course. That’s the point.
Nice, I look forward to viewing the found footage film once the spooky events start going down.
Did the vendor’s shop disappear once you went back to return?
No, they were just twenty feet to the left.
Oh, so then the well willing Good Will cashier gave you a warning, and told you to pick something else but you insisted, and now you’re bound forever. What becomes of “it”, shall become of you, kind of thing?
I got it from Good Will. There are three things I got there that my wife hates and I love. I don’t have an antagonistic relationship with her in general, but those three things were items I needed.
I’m willing to yield on almost everything else, but how can you say no to a creepy coconut monkey?
No
You’re clearly a stronger person than I.
Personal preference over matrimonial harmony. It’s a bit of a no-brainer, yes?
If I really thought this would upset my wife, I wouldn’t have gotten it. I sometimes enjoy when we play the game of annoying each other, but if I thought something would genuinely upset her, I wouldn’t do it. Teasing is fun for both participants. Actually being a jerk, less so.
You’re an excellent spouse. Sorry for the over analysis.
Thank you for saying so. There is no need to apologize.
No.
She probably doesn’t like it cause it looks like timothee chalamet. That’s why I don’t like it
That looks cursed.
That’s why she hates it! The teeth, especially, I think.
Yup, for me it’s the teeth too. Without those it would be cute.
Fuck that. With the teeth it can look goofy. Without, it would look absolutely diabolical!
