I’d be tempted but what if I reincarnate into a Republican Congressman? Thats the end of the good karma train.

Liberal Democrats or Conservative Democrats?cause we have too much of the latter.

To be fair this seems like the position of Christianity that I’ve known my whole life. Anybody remember the first Gulf war?

I live in an urban environment. I can’t see the stars either

Agent orange the forests and ban sucking blood

It was a phone call from Irene, his orange face paint supplier.

Which business do you want a review on? I’ll give you my personal opinion based on the facade of their building and my gut feeling.

Ice is just water in slow motion

Sometimes you reach in and get a tootsie roll instead

Oh dang. Tbh I never noticed any fumes unlike professional cleaning products that compel me to wear a respirator. I’ll edit it.

I mix bleach with baking soda into a paste for the hard to clean bits. That way you can apply it more thoroughly and just wipe it off with soapy hot water.

The obvious answer is The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

If social media was so addictive why am I not on it right now?

I just make stuff up until people realize I’m lying. That usually ends any further contact.

Time to start my covert Detroit river crossing business

Cats

And what comes after those perfect fall days Kaley? It’s not toyotathon I’ll tell you that much.

Just load it into the back of a van and stop random people outside the grocery store. That’s how I got my stereo.

You cat horder! Nice looking family.

Do it, but remember you can still get STDs so wrap it up.