Old people never standing aside and giving the younger generations the opportunities they got. She’s part of the reason for the death of the Democrats.

Duh, no intelligence here, uhhhhhhh

Instead of focusing on the bad, let’s focus on the good things a 2nd term will bring. Anybody got anything?

Does Gaza mean they liked it so much they wanted to see it on steroids?

Sleeping on my side makes me fart so I sleep in my back to save my marriage

I want to know the companies that are moving factories cause they is not easy and not cheap either. Even with a 100% tariff it would still be cheaper for my business to stay where we are. Raising prices has got to be the solution for at least 90% of them.

It’s like that episode of Andor. Once you’re in you can never leave.

Home to Canada right 🇨🇦

98 million are bots

They are a large Hong Kong and Shanghai bank so this was obviously going to happen

Well you’re not going to replace it with a less trusted method. Ask any company that ran into China in the 90s whether they would do it again. I guarantee their version of this will be more restrictive and offer 0 protections for the businesses that use it. They all know the Chinese government just seizes whatever they want whenever they want it.

The only thing they’ve broken is their own economic growth. Alarms are going off in China particularly. Hard to make a recovery plan when government also controls the industry. Their last round of stimulus did absolutely nothing.

All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.

I don’t think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.

I’ve been telling you for 30 years to get over it, maybe in 31 years 😢

I thought we agreed to use rhinos as the measuring unit for drugs?

This is common. I was a no-pet person until my wife convinced me to get a cat. That kitten did not care about my space. It was on my lap anytime it wanted and he was going to kiss my face or else. Its hard to push away something that loves you from the first moment.

How do I know he’s immortal? Well when he was 3 we lived in LA. My commute was 1.5 hrs each way with a stop in Downtown for my wife. I drove a Jeep wrangler, mostly in bumper to bumper traffic. Well one day he decided to follow me out the door and sneak into the engine compartment. I had no idea. Drove to work with the stop in between. Luckily I parked somewhere covered when I got to work and stayed at the office for lunch.

Later I left and picked up my wife and was almost home when I hear meowing. I thought some stray got in there while my car was parked at work. Instead of stopping on the side of the road and risking it running into traffic we went all the way home. Jump out of the jeep and open the hood to see Orion, poking his head up and panting but unharmed. He saw where he was and ran for the house. If anything happened that day I would have thought he vanished in thin air. Why do they have to toy with us like that :D

He guards the first gate and judges if you are worthy to pass.