The whole world is terrorized by assholes

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

I saw one of these butterflies in my yard last week. Hoping they were making a stop by my carrots since I don’t have dill

I’ll have you know I’ve listened to all episodes of the Revolutions podcast and remember nothing.

It’s not that hard to fake a Russian accent comrad. Did you watch Chernobyl or Death to Stalin? Steve Buscemi sounded like he was born there.

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“It’s like they speak a different language or something” - Trump (likely)

Yesterday my cat took a shit. Then stepped into it with his back paw and proceeded to try and shake it off all over the house. I was playing “find the specs of turd” for hours after while he followed me around demanding a treat 🤷‍♂️

I yeet tabs all the time. Figure I will find it again if xenu wills it.

I’m pretty sure all those cuts are human so this is perfectly normal.

What do 5,000 people do when they no longer have a job and are going hungry? It’s time for a riot

Let’s see them force a bunch of 69 year olds to work cause I know I would just fart in their direction if they tried.

I hope he goes for the heavyweight title

There’s always

Get rid of Trump like they got rid of 1000s of small American businesses and well paying jobs?

Yeah everyone tries to convince me he’s smart and the ignorance is an act but I don’t buy it. He truly is mega dumb.

Brasil is in Brasil America. We are talking about where all the latins live

Ah the ol ‘vote for me cause the other party is obviously worse not cause we are that much better’ trick.

Start saving for next year. By her rate of inflation you will be buying a Caribbean island.