The obvious answer is The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

If social media was so addictive why am I not on it right now?

I just make stuff up until people realize I’m lying. That usually ends any further contact.

Time to start my covert Detroit river crossing business

Cats

And what comes after those perfect fall days Kaley? It’s not toyotathon I’ll tell you that much.

Just load it into the back of a van and stop random people outside the grocery store. That’s how I got my stereo.

You cat horder! Nice looking family.

Do it, but remember you can still get STDs so wrap it up.

Yeah, has Pete given any opinions on Mamdani? Who he supports in that race will clearly show if he believes what he says.

I shall spin in my office chair and get extra dizzy

Actually Pope’s used to spit until they started keeping them in

The whole world is terrorized by assholes

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

I saw one of these butterflies in my yard last week. Hoping they were making a stop by my carrots since I don’t have dill

I’ll have you know I’ve listened to all episodes of the Revolutions podcast and remember nothing.

It’s not that hard to fake a Russian accent comrad. Did you watch Chernobyl or Death to Stalin? Steve Buscemi sounded like he was born there.

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“It’s like they speak a different language or something” - Trump (likely)