Scared of the tiger on the table.

Oh. My. God. It is starting.

I think tis more fun with less words.

They came in the night, in whispers, they came, in the day, on pillars of fire. We could not repel them, with fire or whispers. Then a lonely boy standing in the shards of a building with nothing but a piano came to our rescue. Beethoven’s Piano Concerto No. 5 rippled across the landscape, devastating their pillars of fire, their whispers in the night. Saved, by the virtuosity of a boy.

That is a majestic hunk of rock. swoon

You must be high if you asked this question.

To be fair (to be fair) I have never seen an ATM in a Costco.

Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.

I’ve heard that as well. In my mother’s case she actually passed quite peacefully.

I have killed someone. My mother. It was intentional, legal and sanctioned. She was at the end of her life, suffering from Alzheimers and her entire family was present. I volunteered, as her only living child, to pull the plug. And I did. Did I kill someone? Yes. Was it the best thing to do at the time? Yes. Do you wonder if that’s a good way to go out of this world? Probably. Would you be wrong? Yes.

That has to be the most random string of words that actually works ever constructed.

Remember that everyone you’re comparing yourself to is naked under their clothes right now. Or just naked.

Well… 6th century BC… maybe, depending on how much you trust the sometimes sketchy historical accounts.

I know the exact smell you’re talking about! It’s one of the reasons I don’t use sponges.

LOL, talk about confirmation bias.

I grew up in Indonesia, my sister is from Java, my brother is from Singapore. I’m natively from California, and I’m a huge white boy. I am ashamed that the country of the free, the country of the brave who had bounteous arms to welcome the downtrodden and abused of the world is no longer that place. Instead it’s the land of the secret police, tbe land of a pedophile traitor president who can’t stand any kind of criticism because he’s a fucking coward who dodged military service.

Don’t be a dick. If you want to be negative that’s fine, but be prepared with a litany of sources.

It be

I don’t blame them. The U.S. is highly unstable and can no longer be defended on for mutual aid.

Extreme overcrowding, over 16k per square km is insane, tons of garbage, all the rivers smell awful still, rampant crime.