I voted for Trump in 2016 . . . because I was lied to and I fell for it

  • West_of_West@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    It’d be reeeeaally funny if Trump got smote for blasphemy.

    If he falls over of a heartattack in the next day my needle may shift from atheist to agnostic.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      2 days ago

      I’ll put it out there right now: “God? If you’re listening, if you send Trump to Hell in the next 24 hours, I promise I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life.”

      And I mean it. I don’t believe in any of that nonsense at all, but if that prayer is answered, I’m back on board.

      • merc@sh.itjust.works
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        Which church would you go to?

        Even if you believe that the only way that Trump could possibly die within the next 24 hours is the act of a god, which god was it? Maybe you’re supposed to go to a Hindu temple, maybe it’s a Jewish one, maybe it’s Ra or Thor.

      • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        Same, I’d go to mass like a good catholic as my grandmother always wanted me to if it meant all this bullshit would be over.

      • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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        Churches are often made of brick or stone, hitting one bare-knuckle may cause injuries; I suggest you wear boxing gloves.