“You brought that dog, man?!”
" Yeah I…was afraid he’d kill my parents’ cows…"
Cats stereotypically love tuna.
No cat in the history of cats has ever swam out to sea and caught their own tuna. No member of family felidae, extant or extinct, has ever achieved that.
Cooky fake brooches , like,wtf
Of course!
I saw a barn kitten try to take down a cow, it was hilarious!
He was sitting in a barn window, looking down at this cow beneath him, switching his tail, and I was like “Oh, no…”
Suddenly this little black and white kitten LEAPS down on the back of the cow, digging in with claws on all 4 paws, and going to town trying to bite as hard as he could!
ROWR-ROWR-ROWR-ROWR! ROWR!
The cow did not notice.
It was a soul of tiger in a body of a kitten.
I want to not believe you, but my cat has tried to take me down (we wrassle)
You fancy yourself a wrassler, huh?
I bet you couldn’t even wrassle a whole cow
I had a cat who would hide under the dining room table, wait for someone to walk by, then dart out and try to hamstring them… so… yeah… Bite size apex predators!
Mom!
I just help cats whenever
Oh! I want to make a thing for my mama
Lies
AI never asked
Nah what
Who got that T-Rex in gravy
we humans eat dinosaurs regularly. it’s like the most common meat we eat,
like we eat Dino babies for breakfast
My cat can have a hamburger sometimes, as a treat
Pretty sure she’s going to have that ego, regardless because she’s a cat.
Her ancestors brought down bigger and she knows it.
I have heard that feral house cats will occasionally hunt and kill prey that is much larger than themselves. IIRC, I think they were giving deer as an example. At least it was an animal similar in size to a smaller deer.
Wholly who is Sylvia
I have 11 cats. Plus three more in my custody. If they worked together they could take down a cow. This is important because cows outnumber people on my block.
But I also want more cat friendly cat food because I too understand what cats want in cat food. I made this 10 years ago:
My brother in Christ, 11 cats is far too much of the right amount of cats to have.
You may want to look up Mouser brand cat food. If I remember correctly, it was created by someone who had the same thoughts. I don’t know how healthy it is or anything, but I think it’s a neat idea…even though I feel bad for the poor little critters put into it.
Vole, rabbit, and shrew for my outdoor babies.
Vole, mole, mouse, cotton rat are the favorites here.
I did find a rabbit skeleton underneath my house. Is the only rabbit I’ve ever seen of my property. But I don’t know if it was there before we moved in or not. And I don’t know how my cats would have gotten underneath the house to put it there. So I can’t confirm that as a confirmed kill.
It probably doesn’t even taste like beef. Try it yourself.
At no point could Jessie realistically take down a cow.
