your throne awaits, sire.

Do I want to know wtf this is?
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Why do you wear that stupid human suit?
“go suck a fuck!”
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
Made the mistake of watching the other one recently.
Don’t be like me. There is no sequel.
But also, I’m still mad they left that kid to die in the mineshaft because they couldn’t be bothered with continuity… that would have almost maybe sort of possibly redeemed some of the movie… a tiny bit.
I watched like 15 minutes of it and nope’d out.
10 minutes later: Good! Now let us zoomie together!
One of my cats recently taught themselves how to piss in the toilet, and I feel triggered
Cats dont tell you when something is wrong, so any change in behaviour, especially around their bathroom habits, is reason for a checkup at the vet.
I had a cat start peeing on the toilet, and have heard similar with cats starting to go in the shower drain, and turned out to have pretty severe kidney damage.
Hopefully it is nothing like that, but I didn’t realise something was wrong until it was too late and I don’t want the same for you and your cat.
My cats are exactly why I close the toilet lid outside of active use.
I just close the toilet lid before flushing regardless, pets or not
Came to say this. There is a risk that they drown in the toilet because they will land head first inside of it if they expect the lid to be closed.
“If you must know, mother, he is my doodie buddy.”
Sit. We have much to discuss.
By chance, has this cat been watching Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator?
To Catch a Defecator
Heehee
‘Saved you a seat!’
“Kept it warm for ya’.”
Come on, take a dump!
Come in, the water is fine!
We have business to do.
family bathroom time!
We call them bathroom parties










