Somebody needs to chisel the fake gold off everything and force feed it to him. All of it.

Krash Patel.

The only corner he needs to know is one on a table that he can trip onto.

Lead therapy.

It’d sure be a shame if somebody leaked that data.

Get lost you ghoulish, fundamentalist attention whore.

5 years later: why is the entire continent overrun by rabbits.

I would love to see the looks on the faces of the Chinese laborers making this stupid thing.

Meanwhile the USA is an out of control carousel ridden by two screaming men - one in exhausted outrage and the other a deranged schizophrenic clutching a rifle like it’s an anime waifu body pillow.

This is the most well deserved “you fucked yourself” in the history of words.

They can’t penalize you for walking out if you just drop out of school entirely, get a GED, and leave the shitty state to work somewhere else.

Because the Republicans have learned that they no longer have to pretend to have shame.

Boiled bologna sticks.

I swear to gawd Ozzy I get that you don’t want to stop but it’s been 3 fucking days.

Caître d’

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!

Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

Because they know that they won’t suffer any repercussions. Our government is going to keep throwing free weapons to them because they’re complete fucking idiots.