Oh course he did. Anybody who believes these assholes is living like a tick somewhere on the crook/asshole sliding scale.

It’s always the ones you would most suspect.

If ‘R’ is pronounced ‘arr’ then is ‘Я’ pronounced "rra’?

Only when it isn’t Coke.

I feel ya brother.

I couldn’t figure out how to make a BBC joke without sounding racist so I’ll just say fuck Trump.

The French word for bird is oiseau, which contains every vowel and none of them are pronounced correctly.

I’d forgot that Boy George even existed.

It’s also the slogan for a car repair chain. It’s false advertising though, as they do not turn your car’s muffler to gold.

Don’t worry guys, I’m sure this Prince Bonesaw guy is totally aboveboard.

This is one of those Short Victorious Wars that David Webber warned us about.

Did this guy “commit suicide” too?

I can’t help but laugh whenever I see “Trump” and “BBC” in the same sentence.

Drunk Pete apparently only learned one thing about his job duties and that was how to demand more funding.

Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.

Take your brain damage over to the side that uses it as their platform.

Funny how he never seems to know about bad things that have recently happened, but only when they make the Republicans look bad.

I don’t care which one they lock in, as long as they just fucking pick one and stick to it. It’s the changing that’s the problem - we all have electric lights ffs.

That one looks like it’s peppered. I didn’t know cats liked black pepper.

I remember the Wagner accident and can’t understand why he stopped. He could have literally had a successful coup and then just… Didn’t?