Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-211 hours agoWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down18
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-211 hours agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareLembot_0006@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 hours agoAnd toilet paper – clean asses. Benzin – clean roads. Drugs – cemeteries. Alcohol – liver.
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·11 hours agoI need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 hours agoDon’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·48 minutes agohairy cartoon animal butts
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 hours agoYes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 hours agoYou want political toilet paper?
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoIf they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoYeah I don’t care about softness and ply count. Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
And toilet paper – clean asses.
Benzin – clean roads.
Drugs – cemeteries.
Alcohol – liver.
I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
hairy cartoon animal butts
Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
Wait. You aren’t?!?
The ones with the bears
You want political toilet paper?
If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.
Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!