Paraprosdokian. A sentence with a twist in it. Eg. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much but they bring a smile to your face when you see one tumble down a set of stairs.

The early church was actually kinda communist, having all things in common.

Was that a goat?

Big Trouble

Yeah, and he said he was heading to work.

I understand that they made no announcement. I don’t understand how building a rocket could be kept secret.

How is it a surprise? Honda has had this developing and has been building it for years.

Try Hellotalk.

Underdog

Dated for 4 years. Been married for 45 years.

If they were dead, they’d be carrion.

BBC and CBC. They’re not unbiased, but I haven’t found any better.

An ultramarathon is anything longer than 42 km.

A good base is knowing milli is a thousandth and kilo is a 1000 1000 milligram = a gram, 1000 grams = a kilogram 1000 millililters = a liter, 1000 liters = a kiloliter 1000 millimeters = a meter, 1000 meters = a kilometer

Plus, they’re all connected. 1 gram of water is 1 milliliter and takes up 1 cubic centimeter.

I have no choice but to believe in it.

I was off at university, 2500 km away. We wrote letters and saw each other at Christmas and summers. It went on for two years, then I moved back. We’ve been married 45 years.

Restricting news. I look at CBC and BBC and that’s all. I feel like most other news sites try to increase anxiety.

Trump is turning the world to the left.

Not me, but I read this post on a Confessions site: "I work at Starbucks. When a customer is rude to me, I give them decaf. "

I’m glad there aren’t any of those on Lemmy.

What if it’s a picture of a cat in a closed box with a vial of poison on the internet?