Yup

They just keep growing.

After five kids, I’m convinced it’s the second one. They sure are sweet, but they will lie and cheat to get whatever they want before they can speak the truth.

But I suppose the innocence of youth is not the same as the legal definition of innocence. Its not so much what they do but more that they don’t know any better yet.

I’ll agree that there are instances where it works, but the tricky part is knowing who those were. I love your second example because I worked at one of those stores and the manager could definitely get things done if you were polite and got the employees to advocate for you.

But, we wouldn’t be much use in the first example because all applications were online, and the GM didn’t interview anyone until HR told them to.

They have since closed that store, so there are only authorized agents in my town, and there’s not a damn thing they can do for your billing issues.

Every generation just gets more casual and I love it!

Pretty soon I won’t even need to put on pants to run to the store!

“haven’t had any complaints” (They’ve all been too polite)

Dick are probably more common letters, but it just depends on what the puzzle is

Not FCK U?

I doubt it’s to invoke jealousy. It’s more likely the novelty. You’re a new friend they don’t see as often and they want to get to know you!

I can get them pretty close to dry. Try to shake some of the water into the sink before you dry. That helps a lot.

How about the owner of Trump Burger getting deported?

Oh. I guess he’s nowhere near the richest, I gave him extra credit for irony.

Now you got me thinking about leaving the computer dialed up overnight so I could download custom screen savers.

Don’t listen to this person, they are on the Internet.

I copied that from the dictionary. Don’t believe me, read on it.

An economic and political system in which a country’s trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit.

The moment someone sold something to someone else, Capitalism was born.

That’s all interesting and all, but that still doesn’t tell me what you think capitalism is.

I’ll skip the step where you ask me how it didn’t answer the question:

Your first paragraph says that people are greedier now than ever and that before the Industrial Revolution, nobody was greedy except for everyone that was.

This was news to me since all this time, I simply believed the historical records that claimed that people had been killing each other over property since the beginning of civilization.

The second paragraph disputes the definition of the word job. I concede this point. The word job means something a little different to everyone, and there’s no point in arguing semantics.

The last paragraph is nonsense. Capitalism isn’t capitalism anymore because capitalism feels like capitalism but it’s capitalism isn’t capitalism? I don’t fucking know.

So, what do you think capitalism is? Because nothing you’re saying is actually true according to the definition of capitalism.

Wait, what? Capitalism is literally as old as the world’s first job.

I’d love to hear what you think capitalism is.

Why sell lots of one thing when you can sell lots of two things?

That’s probably the safe call. You never know if the person in the other end gets this question all the time and already knows all the details, or if they have no clue and really want to close the sale.

20s and 30s were alcohol. Now, my 40s are cannabis.