

I’m kind of the opposite, I’m surrounded by things to do, but the only time I think about doing them is when I can’t.


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The smaller you are, the faster people will notice.


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I sure hope so, cause mine has 🍆💦
One of mine does! His name is Porkchop and he will only fetch and return plastic water bottle caps.



I’m going to bust this myth.
I started losing pressure around age 40, and I challenge anyone to masturbate more than I have!


My toys weren’t sterile, and now I am.


I’ll waste my own time, thank you very much. I don’t need sleep to waste it for me!


The “three times” was an arbitrary number I made up. I don’t think there’s actually a defined number, but you ALWAYS decline the first offer.


I’ll agree with this. There are Midwestern “politeness” rules that defy communication.
For example, if you’re visiting a Midwesterner, they will offer you something, but it’s rude to take them up on it unless they insist 3 times. The exception to the rule being “I’m grabbing a ___, you want one?”
This doesn’t really defy the video though, as the Midwest is more homogenous than the coastal US.


Ha! That’s hilarious! I’m glad I could help!


Maybe you already put it away. Check the place where you’d probably put it.


I’m sure many people would be offended, and many others wouldn’t care at all.
Personally, I think there are much more important things to get riled up about right now, and if I heard about this happening, is just think it’s weird and move on. But, of course, I’m sure others would feel differently depending on their situations.
I just don’t think it would be anything that people would be talking about for more than a few minutes.


Seems weird to me either way, but I don’t think I’d be any more weirded out if an Arab country did the same thing.


I’m more likely to spend an hour in an uncomfortably dim room before I realize I should turn on a light.


Yup. Better delete the whole post to save face.


That’s a fun fact, I’ll have to remember that, but to be clear, I’m not saying nobody should question authority, by all means, question away, do some research, find out why the established truths are established truths.
But, I don’t understand why we should give any respect to someone who wastes time unsuccessfully trying to deny reality.
If someone went into space and sent back a photo of a flat earth, I might start asking questions myself, but so far, despite numerous attempts, there is absolutely no evidence of that, so I think anyone wasting their time on that endeavor is on the same level as someone trying to flap their arms until they fly away.
“The memes of today, become the history of the future.” -Abraham Lincoln