I appreciate the optimism, but if “Anything is possible” I doubt a majority of people chose to be poor.

Get a dumpster

What is a foster fail?

I’m reluctant to blame anything besides increased awareness for any increase in diagnosis.

I didn’t discover that I had it until I was almost 40, and I’m sure many others my age STILL don’t realize that they have it.

I can always tell when it’s about 0 because I can feel a frosty tingle when I breathe in through my nose.

Hard to describe, but I’m sure you know what I mean.

This is actually a really good one.

Trust me, in 6 months your tune will change when they make you submit that form again to prove that you’re still broke. It’s such a tedious process that often gets fucked up by the office after you turn it in, you’ll feel like you deserve even MORE than they’ll give you.

Being that cute should be illegal.

What did you call me?!?

I can’t describe it, but I know EXACTLY what you mean.

Whelp, guess I’ll die.

Really, your probably still getting plenty of information without all the stress.

Could be regional, but I hear it quite often.

There are some instances where it feels more correct to say US, but for everyday use I probably say America more.

Our own mortality.

Seems like you’ve combined two ideas for no reason.

I can agree with “focus on one thing, miss the rest” but I don’t think it’s inherently human. If one of my cats has found something to stalk, they become hyper focused and pretty much oblivious to anything else happening around them. Other animals’ ears will perk up as they try to find the source of a sound and determine if it is predator or prey.

We’re certainly smarter than other animals, but is it really because of focus or just more mental ability?

It might not really be in the spirit of the post, but it’s because of the brain. They take a lot of power to fuel, so to keep that big brain running, we have to skimp on things like mobility. Babies can be pretty dumb, but, they’ve been learning a LOT. They just can’t tell you about it yet, but they will soon, because unlike the pig, they are listening and they are learning.

They say it’s the opposable thumb that sets us apart, but no, it’s the butt cheeks.

Maybe try the Nintendo Power Glove?

There’s a convicted felon in the White House right now.

Starting a business and hanging a sign outside your location is a form of advertising, but I would say it’s more useful than predatory.