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alina@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<

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Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<

alina@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • FreeBeard@slrpnk.net
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    OP is sounding. Very strange.

    • alina@lemmy.worldOP
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      Why

      • FreeBeard@slrpnk.net
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        I don’t know if i didn’t understand your joke or you mine :D

        To explain mine: Sounding is a sexual practice where stimulation is caused by inserting objects in the urethra. This is done on male and female genitals and is typically seen as strange because it resembles a very unpleasant uro-medical procedure.

        If I am in any position to stop you, please don’t Image search for it.

        • alina@lemmy.worldOP
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          23 hours ago

          Thank you🥺

          • FreeBeard@slrpnk.net
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            21 hours ago

            Do you thank me for the explanation or the discovery of a new kink? /s

            • alina@lemmy.worldOP
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              No, I just like it when someone explains something to me so politely🥺

              • Griffus@lemmy.zip
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                This is why I love Lemmy!

        • Senseless@feddit.org
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          TIL this is called “sounding”. I experience phantom pain just thinking about shoving anything up my urethra.

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          24 hours ago

          sounds good

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            22 hours ago

            It is if you do it right. Sterile silicone lube is essential, start small and slow. Also make sure your toys are sterile.

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        don’t look up sounding. trust me on that one.

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        Because it feels good

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      deleted by creator

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    Golden shower thought

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    Phenomenal shower thought

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      Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

      • alina@lemmy.worldOP
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        I cleaned my navel for the first time in 6 years

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    Not when you are older. Then the pressure is all gone and you have to wait even longer for that piss to dribble out.

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      And it becomes a tediously straining experience.

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      Should’ve masturbated more when you were younger. Kept that prostate lean and tight.

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        You’re probably right. I guess I’ll have to play catch-up, if I’m still able to. /s

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    Wait until you discover the added pleasure of resisting the urge to piss to achieve a much kore satisfying experience ata later time!

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      Also, if you have an enlarged prostate, the back pressure of a full bladder makes it hard to get started and the flow is extremely slow, extending the duration of a piss.

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        Pure pleasure

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    Intensely? Not sure what you mean but I’d figure women would benefit from shorter. Less of a little tube to squeeze through should be less resistance.

    Though if you’re Hank Hill with a narrow urethra, I don’t think you’re peeing ‘intensely’ any time soon!

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      Bwaaahhh!

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    The benefit it affords us is being able to easily write our name into snow. That can be pleasurable under certain conditions, mostly alcohol-infused ones. Beyond that the only pleasure I could possibly see is the relief to have made it to a toilet and not having pissed your pants when you were dying for a one. The length of the urethra is not relevant in that case. I’ve personally never pissed and thought the experience was physically pleasing - beyond what I’ve already mentioned.

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    Ah yeah, the tantric approach to peeing.

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    yeah, i usually smile when i give golden showers

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    Is it all innervated with sensory nerves? Otherwise, it is just like vaginas, that only really experience penetrations in the first few cms.

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      i read that yes, and they even stick something into there to have fun

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        If it rocks their boat, I have nothing against it if they do it in a safe way, with purpose-made toys and the like. If they end up as a cost on the healthcare system, just like anyone else taking stupid risks and then whining about it, fuck them.

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    Absolutely. Throw in a few big, airy farts and I need a cigarette.

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      😳🥵

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    Yeah real actually

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Yeah actually true. As a post op trans woman I’ve never thought about it, but yeah, those really good pisses are worse now. That said those really bad ones are less bad now

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    The. What?

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