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Not just old dudes. No wonder women don’t want to be friends with us…
wonder women
Where?😍
women
Where? 😍
INB4 the inevitable “men - where” joke
you could’ve at least continued the tradition
tradition
Where? 😍
Oh, it’s just Christmas again. Nvm
No wonder women
You missed the most important part of that quote.
solid pickup strategy
to be fair, he’s very handsome
I don’t know what this pic of Ron Perlman has to do with anything. Maybe he’s one of the good ones!
Aw jeez, I never noticed that. Ron writes like an actual scholar but he’s got resting bulldog face sometimes.
My biological father did that shit every time we went to a restaurant while I was growing up. Then he’d usually try to get them to flirt with me, starting from when I was like 8. I still hate going to restaurants with table service decades later
Or as I put it to the younger guys at work, “she’s probably thinking ‘he’s nice, I bet my mum/gran would like him’ “
hell yeah granny, I’ll pour the advocaat
Winks at the waitress “They love it”
“I like your tie”
Flips tablet to the tips screen
Middle-aged dude here. Sometimes, rarely, you get a genuine “look”. Especially when dressed stylish for the night! I hate the fake shit though, from either sex.
Hate that shit in customer service of any kind. I always treated the customer like someone a friend referred to me. “I know this guy Shalafi. He can help you with that.” Crazy how customers treat you like a genuine human when you treat them as such.
If Tom Waits turned into a monkey…
but we’re already monkeys
