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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • Wrigley’s gum is the chewiest gum

    Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth

    Your teeth are bones that live outside

    and hang from your lips like BATS

    OH

    outside bones

    outside bones

    never forget your teeth are outside bones

    and when you’re a kid

    they fall from your head

    and to make it less weird

    we say they’re stolen by a demon

    that your parents knoooooww

    WRIGLEYS!








  • Account Manager at a marketing agency, I run ~5 marketing departments with a mix of my own staff, outsourced contractors and employees at my clients’ businesses.

    We create marketing campaigns that consist of a set of emails, social posts, ads, thought leadership articles, blogs, landing pages, downloadable PDF reports and the attendant reporting on how they performed, plus finding and targeting the audiences in various segments. It’s a mix of database management, creative writing and design, project planning and communication meetings.

    I generally spend about a 1-2 hours a day on each client, plus meetings. We make and send the collateral, get approval, execute, track, measure, compare, make a strategic conclusion, repeat