• HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    22 hours ago

    I prefer Ghost of Christmas Imperative.

    “Stop exploiting workers you bourgeois piece of shit.”

    Or for the functional programming enjoyers, Ghost of Christmas Declarative. He doesn’t tell you what to do, he just passive aggressively defines what you should be.

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      22 hours ago

      I assumed the Ghost of Christmas Imperative would just be shouting “CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!” over and over again, while blowing an air horn that plays carols.