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🏴حمید پیام عباسی🏴@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

Trolley problem

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Trolley problem

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🏴حمید پیام عباسی🏴@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 hours ago

    Can we then use the high speed electric tren to run over the trillionaires

  • handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip
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    I immediately pull the switch when I hear flattens all the world’s billionaires. The only problem is I can only do it once.

    • bunnyBoy@pawb.social
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      Hop on the trolley as it passes and put it in reverse! It would delay the world in getting its high-speed rail, but it’s a small price to pay to make sure

  • ms.lane@lemmy.world
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    Instructions unclear, Billionaire got fattened and the public high speed rail got flattened.

    Thank you for understanding.

  • quitthebiz@lemmy.world
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    My new automatic reply to any trolley-problem mention

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    YANK !!!

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    Trolley solution

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    The options for trolly problems are usually “pull” and “don’t pull”, but this one needs “guard the lever with my life to make sure nobody fucking pulls it”

    • SippyCup@lemmy.ml
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      bro have you TASTED this boot?!

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        I’m assuming felsiq wants it guarded because the path it’s already on is going to crunch some billies

    • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      break the lever so that it cannot be pulled

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    Can I add more trolleys? Can the highspeed rail go back and cover the same path the trolley took? Please?

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      – to make sure it ran over all of the billionaires. lol

  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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    The Trolley Problem here is that this trolley doesn’t exist…

    Yet

  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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    But? I think you mean “and”.

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