With my current cats I have a clear favourite so I would go to her, and then the other one would run in the room and demand the attention because he is a needy little shit. I love him though, he just never lets her (or anyone) have a moment of peace.
Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!
Mate I’m still laughing as I type this comment thank you so much
Sit in the hall in view of both.
Put the ball back into their court. The little hellions…
Say “ma-ah!” at them.
That’s apparently cat for “come here”.
I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.
Turn around and walk away, they will understand…
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
You got game
It looks like you have two office/computer setups. Black chair person goes to pink chair and Pink chair person goes to black.
Observe reaction and report back.
Sit where you are, invite them to come join you
Watch as they both ignore you.
Then you gotta play the game. Stand real still. Lick your arm. Scratch your head a little. Then spaz out and run away.
Then at least it’s their own fault
Nothing is a cat’s fault - cats
That’s what a cat would do
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
Came here for the comments, was not disappointed. Thanks al!
If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn’t want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.
There is this thing called “pspsps” did you know that?
