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minus-squareWatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84arrow-down1·9 天前I’d love to play poker against him.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down1·9 天前“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·9 天前“Close enough.” “BINGO!” “The Game is over sir.” “Did I win?”
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 天前Nah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
minus-squareentwine413@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·9 天前But you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
minus-squarechase_what_matters@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 天前He does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 天前Which are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 天前He won. That’s all you need to know.
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 天前“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 天前By the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.
I’d love to play poker against him.
“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
“Close enough.”
“BINGO!”
“The Game is over sir.”
“Did I win?”
Nah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
But you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
He does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
Which are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
That’s actually “cRads”
He won. That’s all you need to know.
“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
By the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.