- well this sounds like a matter of perspective 
- Dying is probably worse than being born, but both kinda suck - You don’t usually remember either, so it’s basically a moot point. 
 
- Plus side, you won’t have to worry about it for long. 
- I am never the oldest Ill ever be until I am dead. - I am already older as I finish this post as compared to when I began it. - When I review it later, I’ll be older yet. - I am the oldest I’ve been, but those are different things. - Colonel Sandurz: Everything that happens now, is happening now. - Dark Helmet: What happened to then? - Colonel Sandurz: We passed then. - Dark Helmet: When? - Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now. - Dark Helmet: Go back to then. - Colonel Sandurz: When? - Dark Helmet: Now. - Colonel Sandurz: Now? - Dark Helmet: Now. - Colonel Sandurz: I can’t. - Dark Helmet: Why? - Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. - Dark Helmet: When? - Colonel Sandurz: Just now. - Dark Helmet: When will then be now? - Colonel Sandurz: Soon. 
 
- I’d be pissed if the oldest I reached was 30. 100? Nah I’d be dandy. 
- Why’s that? 


