Huh, I should call her back… The receptionist that is.

That’s what Microsoft is doing isn’t it? I knew it, we should have guessed with them sending a plain at the tower.

What’s up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.

That’s the problem, I can’t define success, what good is a happy nation that can’t defend itself, what good is a well defended nation if everyone hates it?

Is it really good for the people that make up a country to sacrifice security for luxury or is it just a temporary distraction to get votes?

Tell me the world doesn’t need vigilantes, do it.

What does altruism even mean when it comes to a country? Isn’t protecting itself in itself a act of altruism since it is a conglomerate of individuals? I suppose you could argue that the smaller nation’s should all submit to the bigger nations since more people benefit from the bigger nations success , but something tells me that doesn’t sit right with you either, wouldn’t it be more selfish for a country to prioritize an individual or group of individuals over the whole? Infact isn’t that just a dictator?

Got it, eye wheel mak know miss steak!

let’s see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion… Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn’t turn me on?

Fine do that.

Well I was at my grandmother’s funeral and went in the bathroom and saw this weird sludge on the ground, got gotta say, didn’t feel a thing.

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Just the sludge?

Yeah that’s it.

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What about your grandmother’s funeral?

Well, why do you think I was in the bathroom.

OH MY GOD!

What not to do it, to calm down.

BBBBBBUT WHY?!

I don’t know it was just the music I guess.

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Director: Blue, I need you to work on a patch for the suspension barrier, it seems to have a memory leak.

Blue: I could if I wasn’t allocating so much time to holding together a patchy framework, if I drop it now the whole system will break, what we need to do is re-build the entire thing from scratch in a new entirely blue framework, if we did that we wouldn’t have to allocate so many resources to patch work.

Director: that sounds like it would cost money…

Blue: it would now but in the future it would save us so much more.

Director: couldn’t you just work harder for less pay?

Blue: no I literally couldn’t.

Director: Green seems to be holding it together well.

Blue: that is because Green is at the bottom of the stack, he doesn’t have to deal with it he makes it our problem.

Director: I don’t know, sounds like a skill issue to me, no vacation time until it’s fixed.

Blue: Like I even get a vacation anyway.

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No, but you are a Fat little Tiger for doing it

Look at that face and tell me they wouldn’t re-inact ancient Egypt law if they could.

Cats are exclusively capable of murder.

Has something changed?

If nothing else you can operate the Crane for him.

Aktacualy those are hooks the meme is bait for saying the hooks are bait which makes them bait … Cary on.

Hmm, red makes it go faster so you kill more people faster but they don’t suffer as long but blue gives you better team mates in matches… wait is this competitive trolley slaughter? I wasn’t expecting to need a team I guess I’ll choose blue because they will be carrying.

I agree with the sentiment but I don’t think it is true the two term limit is a relatively new thing, Franklin Roosevelt had four separate elections and served until he died that was only in 1945, we have changed the constitution since then but I don’t think it is fundamentally different from the majority of America, granted this was a war time president but I still don’t think it is fundamentally different.

That’s um disassociative identity disorder not ADHD… You might want to see a shrink.

If you hold the door for them aren’t you technically an accomplice?