FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 个月前The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountmessage-squaremessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down136
arrow-up1447arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 个月前message-square66fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down5·edit-29 个月前To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of 1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k where k is the number of kids you have.
minus-squarejjjalljs@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 个月前I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 个月前I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 个月前I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前Chop off the end of some kids finger.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 个月前Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
minus-squareCookieOfFortune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
minus-squareSirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 个月前Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
kis the number of kids you have.I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
What if i have -0.001 kids?
Chop off the end of some kids finger.
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Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
Kill someone else’s kid.
Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula