𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 年前Should we consider Jesus a zombie?message-squaremessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down123file-text
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 年前So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
minus-squareFondots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 年前Holy Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 年前And Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 年前He’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
minus-squareSteve@communick.newslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 年前Classic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains. They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will. That could apply.
minus-squares1ndr0m3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
minus-squarehuginn@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 年前Gotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前He was a high level cleric, obviously.
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 年前Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 年前Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
Holy Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
And Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
What do condoms have to do with anything?
He’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
Classic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains.
They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will.
That could apply.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
Gotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
Oooh, good point.
He was a high level cleric, obviously.
Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
Where phylactery?