Do you think traffic speeds aren’t enforced? Just because they can’t do it effectively because they don’t have the resources or man power doesn’t mean they don’t try.

I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That’s what the bucket is for.

For a single file, I just use Bluetooth. For a lot of files, or a really big file, I plug my phone into the PC and set it to storage device.

Have they thought about electing a human being instead of a chair? 🤔

Banishment has always been a thing.

I signed up for Twitter in 2006 to see what it was all about before it was super popular. Thought it was stupid then just because of the character limit, and haven’t touched it since.

Guess I’m a dunce because of shit that started happening a whole decade later. 🤷🏻‍♂️

If the president was kidnapped by ninjas, we will send two dudes to rescue him and hope those dudes are bad enough to succeed.

“Sorry for the inconvenience”

The wrong weed.

Mount Suckmore

Too many people don’t know what trolling actually is, and also assume anything said to them is hostile.

Trolling implies intent. Are they trying to piss you off, or are you just being an over sensitive little bitch?

If they put his head up there, I hope people vandalize the fuck out of it by painting it like a clown.

Explains why the item substitutions on my Walmart orders are so fucking nutty (like I wanted blueberries, but they didn’t have a specific brand I clicked on, so they give me raspberries but of the same brand, instead of another brand of blueberries).

“I hate the Waltons, which is why I am working to bring Walmart down from the inside.”

Sliced! Diced! Julien-fries’d!

There used to be ash trays in public spaces. Like, it was super common.

Since public smoking bans are more common, there are no ash trays anywhere. So people just throw their shit on the ground.

Removing ash trays isn’t going to make smokers go “oh well, guess I should stop smoking.” It makes them go “oh well, I guess there’s nowhere to throw this away, it’s going on the ground now.”

The amnesia part, yes. The case of mistaken identity? Definitely real.

I’m angy and my back hurts.

Do the same thing, but on a device that allows blocking ads entirely. From behind a proxy or VPN, so they can’t even get accurate location data from your IP.

Because they would like to shop at Costco without having to deal with human beings that have more melanin than they do.

Yeah there is but only if the ass is still attached to the beaver.