I don’t even measure my spices. Pure vibe. Mostly because recipes almost always feel like they don’t use enough of anything but salt.

The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.

Have you seen Anti-Trust?

Why do you assume I am now a better person? In my defense, I have BPD. It takes nothing to shift my mood, and my emotions are cranked to 11 at all times. The best way to control my rage is to get the fuck away from what’s pissing me off.

Money to get to and bring material back from the asteroid. Japan just recently had success landing a mock mining asset onto an asteroid, so the tech is there for nearby asteroids, at least. Now it’s really just logistics because getting to the Kaiper Belt is a bit more expensive.

Harry Du Bois on a racist speed freak run:

I’m not married anymore, so I don’t have anyone to compete against either. 🤷🏻‍♂️

If I thought I could actually make even $5 on OnlyFans, I would have one right now. Ain’t nobody wants to see a 40 year old, out of shape, awkward geek dude jack off or show his butthole.

And if you tell me you actually would: gimme $5 and I will.

If you want your posts to be seen on Mastodon, you’re supposed to tag the instance in your post/comment. Though I’m not sure what the proper way to tag them is; I’ve only seen like 2 posts actually showing this off.

The other part of it is that you can have an account on Lemmy.World and still see and post to other instances on Lemmy. Like, I’m on Yiffit.net seeing this post and making this comment to Lemmy.World without having to log into my Lemmy.World account.

I don’t know how many, if any, other federated/activitypub things are integrated with Lemmy. They could be, supposedly, but it has to be programmed into the thing you’re using. It doesn’t just connect up automatically just because it uses the same underlying bedrock. Example: BlueSky is supposed to be a federated product, but it doesn’t integrate into other fediverse things AFAIK.

Alternate Free Parking rule for faster gameplay: Landing on Free Parking immediately bankrupts the player.

I love how Wikipedia says the idea for anti-monopoly goes back to The Landlord’s Game, which is what became Monopoly in the first place. 🤣

Cat on phone in background, laughing at unheard jokes

“Who the hell is that guy, man?”

I feel like I’ve played as this cat in a video game before.

Kid of a girl I was seeing years ago put a can of Coke in there, forgot about it, and the fucking can exploding blew the door of the freezer off somehow.

Everyone who owned Mouse Trap played it properly once, learned that the game itself was fucking lame, and then just proceeded to fuck around with the contraption part.

I’ve played Operation, but I guess I never played it right because I don’t even remember cards being part of it. Or maybe I just played a newer version or something because you removed the parts based on spinning a thing.

Return question: Do you or do you not use the “Free Parking” rule in Monopoly? IE all money paid to the bank goes in the middle of the board or under the Free Parking spot and you can claim it all if you land directly on Free Parking.

“Don’t marry that girl.”

It’s in an apartment so that might be it.

I live in California and it’s 2025?

How much is 80 million Iranian dollars when converted to USD?

Edit: 1 Iranian rial is 0.000024 of a dollar. lol that’s not even $2000. I couldn’t even pay a month’s rent with that bounty.

Whoa. I didn’t know they made Luigi in a fuckable format.