cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47947981

Like releasing his taxes? Like a universal healthcare plan? Like the Epstein Files?

Face it, Trump has planted the US face-to-ass into another forever war.

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    No worries. After it’s all done, Karoline Leavitt will just speak into her speakwrite and retroactively everything will be re-written to say that it was always two weeks after all. Don’t panic, everybody.

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    4 hours ago

    The same two weeks I’ve waited through both his presidencies for him to address infrastructure?

    Do rapists experience time in a different way than everyone else?

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    7 hours ago

    When I used to work with kids, if they wanted to know how long it would be until something, and they wouldn’t take “I don’t know” as an answer, I always said 15 minutes. Short enough that they’d stop asking, but long enough that they would go off, do something else, and forget about it.

    2 weeks folks.

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    8 hours ago

    Obama’s kenyan birth certificate was promised to everyone “in two weeks” 16 years ago, so I guess we’re probably in this for the next 16 years.

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      7 hours ago

      Right around this time is when I realized it was too late, some people just don’t want to listen to reality.

      It was so easy to prove that false and people ran with it anyway.

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        It should have been immediately disqualifying for any presidential candidate and then he’s vomited out a constant stream of even more disqualifying things on a daily basis since then and no one has held him accountable yet. I can’t believe so many people are so divorced from reality and intelligence that he hasn’t been tossed into the sun by this point.

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      11 hours ago

      He does, he knows most people will have forgotten what he said two weeks prior

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        10 hours ago

        This, and not ironically.

        It is a slippery thing, this two weeks — not a measurement of time so much as a placeholder. Two weeks for Mr. Trump can mean something, or nothing at all. It is both a yes and a no. It is delaying while at the same time scheduling. It is not an objective unit of time, it is a subjective unit of time. It is completely divorced from any sense of chronology. It simply means later. But later can also mean never. Sometimes.

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      10 hours ago

      Nobody wants to get fired so they keep telling him just two more weeks, and he’s too senile to feel the passage of time or form memories.

    • Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social
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      10 hours ago

      Yes, and he plans to do something extra crazy in the next two weeks to (hopefully) make you talk about something else.

      Incoming headline: “Donald Trump plans to blow up moon, says it ruins night sky”