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Like releasing his taxes? Like a universal healthcare plan? Like the Epstein Files?
Face it, Trump has planted the US face-to-ass into another forever war.



Everything is two weeks away with this guy. Does he understand how time works?
I read that in an italian mafia way, “Donnie Two Weeks, everything is two weeks away with this guy!”
He does, he knows most people will have forgotten what he said two weeks prior
This, and not ironically.
That’s cause he forgets everything within 2 weeks, and he has a very good brain, maybe one of the best, everyone is saying so.
Nobody wants to get fired so they keep telling him just two more weeks, and he’s too senile to feel the passage of time or form memories.
“but you said three weeks, sir”
You said it yesterday.
Anything is due in two weeks, won’t happen.
He does, sort of. It’s his base that are all proverbial goldfish.
Donald Trump thinks of time in terms of Taco Tuesdays.
Yes, and he plans to do something extra crazy in the next two weeks to (hopefully) make you talk about something else.
Incoming headline: “Donald Trump plans to blow up moon, says it ruins night sky”