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tomiant@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

The mouth is a sphincter. It is connected directly to your anus. The mouth is your face anus.

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The mouth is a sphincter. It is connected directly to your anus. The mouth is your face anus.

tomiant@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago
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    Hey, OP. Stop talking so much shit!

  • a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz
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    Fanus

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    9 hours ago

    Now here is a fun and disturbing thought: The skin of your lips is the same type of skin as on your sphincter. Have a good night.

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      Dudes I’m eating

      • tomiant@piefed.socialOP
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        With your face anus?

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    Which is why i kiss and eat ass.

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    …with teeth

    • tomiant@piefed.socialOP
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      Now there’s an image

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    So I get this is just a funny thought, but my inner pedant is itching to say this…Sphincter is not your anus, it is a type of muscle. We have several. So, like, no, because the mouth doesn’t behave the way sphincters do. ok thanks for that, carry on with the assmouth jokes lol

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    Your mouth is directly connected to your anus the same way New York is directly connected to Miami.

    • homes@piefed.world
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      My mouth is not connected to my anus by I-95

      As a resident of both New York City and Orlando, and a frequent traveler of i-95, just… No

      • tomiant@piefed.socialOP
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        The I-95 is the colon of the USA.

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          TIL. I was pretty sure that was New Jersey.

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      If there was a single unbroken tunnel between Miami and New York yes.

    • everett@lemmy.ml
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      In name only… and, uh, not even that.

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    10 hours ago

    you need to watch human cenepede.

    • tomiant@piefed.socialOP
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      When all is said and done that is still technically just a face anus connected to a butt mouth, only longer

    • regdog@lemmy.world
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      The abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8

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    Thanks doc! Cs get degrees!

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      C for effort

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    Wait until you find out how many other sphincters are in your body.

    • tomiant@piefed.socialOP
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      So we’re all just a bunch of assholes?

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    Fun fact: Mammals(iirc) pretty much start growing at either end; some start at the mouth, others at the ass.

    So every human ever started life as nothing more than an asshole, and some never grew out of it.

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      All mammals are deuterostomes, they all have the trait of the anus developing before the mouth.

      All vertibrates in fact, among others.

      The other side of things are the protostomes. They all develop a mouth before the anus at some point in development.

      These include insects, bugs, snails, etc.

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        Thanks! I wasn’t sure and was gonna put “creatures” originally.

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      Today, on How It’s Made: Anuses

      Have you ever wondered where anuses come from? It all starts with a hole.

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      Great - now I can’t think of the womb as anything other than a 3D printer…

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    I think my eyeballs technically have sphincters in them too.

    It’s a really good chat-up line to comment on someones beautiful eye-anuses.

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    Your anus is your butt mouth.

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      Nature is beautiful.

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      Ace Ventura’s ass would like a word with you.

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    We’re all just tubes tubin’ around.

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      Totally tubular, dude!

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    the sun is a star

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