I don’t know who wants to see a closeup of a single boob either.

I’ll take it if it’s all I can get

It’s crowdsourced. Viewers tag sections as sponsor segments and the extension skips those sections.

You smash the spark plug, and toss the shards at the window. After that, the window is easy to shatter.

Yeah, write it for the person who has to replace you when you inevitably get laid off so that your company can hire someone for half your salary.

obligatory Don’t talk to the police

Every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday.

You’re supposed to click where you think it should go. It’s a voting mechanism.

Sounds like someone leads a boring and meaningless life.

I just roll up the cable and stuff the charger behind the strap anyway. It’s never been an issue for me.

What I did find that I liked is this stand that fits in that hole. It had a hole to mount a cheap USB-C dock which I had to make a little bit bigger for the one I own, but it’s pretty convenient for me.

I don’t get it, the year on the calendar keeps getting bigger, and I can’t figure out why.

Wow, someone should tell Trump he’s not allowed to do that!

“La machine à laver,” or “la laveuse”

But not all machines are X machine, some have specific names that could be either gender.

I suggest you give it a good once over with soap and water.

Sometimes all it takes it something unrelated (sort of) to remind us of our principles.

We grow enough corn that we could have our own high fructose corn syrup, with blackjack and hookers.

Some of us are already in depression territory.

That “trying” is doing the heavy lifting in that sentence.

What the hell do the Dutch have to do with Greenland?

I haven’t bought on Amazon in 6 years. When marketplace vendors from other sites ship Amazon packages to me, I usually report them. I’ve had two of the marketplaces reply that they had no policy against this, and I let them know that I will choose to shop elsewhere from now on.

It really hasn’t been very much trouble to avoid buying from Amazon. There’s no shortage of online shops, and Amazon’s prices aren’t always lower like they used to be.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie, but didn’t he do that earlier in the movie to an actual man in disguise as a woman? I thought the whole point of the joke was to subvert expectations with a failed repeat of a previous gag, not so much to ridicule the target.