Its been 38 years and we still don’t know if Annie is okay.
Word on the street is she’s been hit by, she’s been struck by, a smooth criminal.
She found out that Daddy Warbucks had male-pattern baldness but secretly shaved his skull due to a great vanity he held within his soul. Once she discovered that, she ran away back to the orphanage.
I tried to tell her to take a load off, but I haven’t heard back.
Well, no. She was struck down. It was her doom.
She’s been struck, so likely not. But we do know that she is indeed jealous.
She’s kinda all over the place:
Took some rehab and therapy, but she went onto have a fulfilling and normal life after the incident with that smooth criminal.
She’s no longer an orphan so I guess yeah, she is.
Annie’s doing the best she can. One day at a time. She used to be optimistic about tomorrow…tomorrow is only a day away.
Now, today, in her 50s, working drive thru at wendys, she has become cynical, and openly cherishes the sweet release of death.
TIL
Which is great as CPR should be around 120bpm - Smooth Criminal is 118.
I prefer Another One Bites the Dust.
Being fair, “Highway to Hell” by ACDC works beautifully… Especially if you’re doing 30 x 2 x 2 - the chorus takes 30 if you start at the right time
Frodo lives, but Annie’s dead.
hee hee
Justice for Annie
