Take the time to tailor your resume and cover letter for the jobs you want.

Then spam away at everything else.

Save your energy for the good ones.

That would be a job for the scene setters, not the custodians.

you can’t make a simple calculator without JavaScript

But you can make an overly-complicated one with PHP!

/s it would actually still be simple just needing page reloads

Many of the things JS is used for are better done with CSS.

That’s really cool! I’d sub if I wasn’t trying to keep my feed text-only. I appreciate what you’re trying to do, though.

a thick warm slice of bread in summer spread with butter and peanutbutter both almost to the point of melting

doing boring things to exciting music

for about half a minute I was like “how is she baking at the beach? a solar oven??”

toward

Sure, but it’s usually refuge: Hauling ass towards the border, hauled ass all the way home

It’s more like “escape” or “leave suddenly”.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t see why being comfortable alone is viewed as strange while constantly needing people around is viewed as normal.

Observation bias: Someone who’s comfortable alone but uncomfortable around others will be seen to be uncomfortable by others; whereas someone uncomfortable alone has no one around to observe their maladjustment.

They are both maladjustments though; someone well-socialized is comfortable both alone and around others.

Realistic options only, please, I’m in a similar situation.

Got married and had kids earlier than everyone else in the friend group.

Data is the plural of datum.

A datum is an atom of information, the smallest amount of information that still makes sense.

But in your case, it means “how many bytes we’re willing to transmit to your phone at high speed per month”.

A cubic foot of baked ziti casserole with eggplant.

Also all the intentional malapropisms and misspellings.

I’ve got bad news for anyone renting.

I’d argue that ending just one nation will not be enough to end corruption.

only good memories, I promise

Heeeeeey I know you!