

Over the day, not all at once!
I like American music. Do you like American music? I like American music, too.
Other versions of me:


Over the day, not all at once!


your life is very different than mine


Drink a gallon of water and go back to bed.


They are tiny suction cups, basically.


I’m missing a molar, and half a peanut will just slot itself right in there and be all like stevebuschemi.jpg “What’s up, fellow teeth?”


If it makes you feel any better, mine’s at the six-year mark.


I also happens with the husks of coriander and Shechuan peppercorns.


buttery fried eggs and toast
old pine cabin on a rainy day
art classroom


Don’t leave our corporatism, that’s also at fault.
Handwash. I’ve only lived someone with a dishwasher once in my life.
Depends how good the advice is.


Yes. I’d rather pay a person to make art than a corporation.
Unless someone reminds me to sit, I will eat standing up with a plate in my off-hand.


You can fly, but only while touching a helicopter.


If I owned a car outright, and never drove it, I would still be paying about $1500/yr in insurance and parking fees. Add in gas, maintenance, and the actual cost to buy and I couldn’t afford it.
Good thing I don’t need it.
My wife has a necklace of moldavite, which is apparently a type of glass, but like, from space.


I have a (refurbished) namebrand phone but I’m not struggling financially. I worked damn hard and got damn lucky to get to this point, though.
Edit: Not driving a car is part of why I’m solvent, though. Those bastards are expensive.
Almost everything… except work-related stuff. I’m a very proactive communicator at work.
But my coworkers don’t know how old I am, my birthday, or how many kids I have; and my family similarly knows nothing about my coworkers. I’d tell them if they asked, but until then…
It doesn’t do anything for the malaise side of my depression but it’s pretty effective at managing my intrusive thoughts. I only have to say “no” to them once a day instead of every two minutes for hours at a time.
I hope you find something that works for you.
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