• Soulphite@reddthat.com
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    1 day ago

    You’re right.

    Bet. Check it, we need young blud runnin’ dis shiz rite hurr. Deez old fucks gon up n die soon n leave wut? A wasted shit land fer all us n shit? Naw bruh, bet… 2028 im finna run for prez up in this bitch n git shit dun son! Bruh, these old fucks gotta go, yo. Vote Dillon Breeze 2028. Peace.

    New age campaign slogans for the next generation of government.

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      23 hours ago

      Vote Dillon Breeze 2028.

      If Pete Buttigieg thought he could talk like this an become President, he’d do it in a New York Minute. If Ted Cruz thought he could win like this, he’d do it in a split second. If Bernie Sanders thought this would guarantee a win, he’d probably give it a shot. What does it prove, though?

      What you’ve illustrated is the superficial nature of retail democratic campaigning. Is Dillon Breeze a good bureaucrat? A savvy diplomat? A patriot more interested in the interest of his fellows than himself? Fuck if I know. I just know he doesn’t talk like a Boomer, so he’s not going to win the GenX+ vote.

      My guy could be the next FDR or the next Donald Trump. I have no useful information from your word salad. There’s nothing in this to actually make a political decision on, and yet I’m expected to… not like this guy, because he uses GenZ slang words, and that’s just about it.

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      24 hours ago

      No mention of ‘W’ or ‘rizz’? Let alone aura farming or mogging. You’re reaching teens in the early 2000s lol

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        18 hours ago

        Yeah, because our constitution explicitly states one must be 35 to be president of the US. Therefore someone growing up in that era would probably be using that slang and not zoomer slang. I don’t know though, I am terrible at slang and that was hard enough to make up as it were.