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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 hours ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22503006

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    just wing it

  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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    Land it in Tehran, they have technicians there who can help.

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    Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

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      It would be nice to have a distro with some basic flight control drivers preconfigured so we didn’t have to build from scratch for every airframe. Maybe wouldn’t get the same performance profile as proprietary drivers but something that could get off the ground. It could even be called AvioNix.

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      The f35, and most weapons systems, are *nix based, and typically Linux these days.

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      Wouldn’t it be handy to have a *Live*USB at hand?

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        The pilot should check if that yellow striped cable is a lanyard for a USB.

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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

    post marked as solved

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    they do use linux LynxOS-178

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    What a beautiful picture though. Anyone know the source?

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.

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      No, not that one

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        No, not that one either.

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    closed as duplicate

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    Just call customer support. They even supplied you a QR code. What’s your problem?

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    Immediately made me think of this https://youtube.com/shorts/quPd1_oveks

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    Use the Emergency Override as mentioned in the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II User Manual, should be one in the glovebox under the pistol, or in the F35B under the seat, then aim towards military controlled open test land, turn down the cow pie, hit the engine switch, and eject. If no NATO controlled land is nearby then aim for something really hard or try to coast by until you find some.

    The plane is gone but its data will live forever.

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    Pull that yellow and black thing. You can be sure the problem will not happen again.

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    Delete system32

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