Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke
“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
Luckily they had lizards in stock.
Everyone has a test environment. If you’re lucky you have a production environment too.
Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, and her friends wondered why there are so many semen-based recipes and nothing on Google about cooking with vaginal juices.
Wut
The malicious compliance that is needed.
The need the screaming in the background.
I only glossed over it… but this looks like it’s trying to check dynamic typing issues? It’s like a statically typed language with extra steps?
Fibonacci indentation of course.
Wait you guys are retiring?
Why not git clean -dxf
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I read the lint part and my brain forgot about everything else. You could stick the danger call in a pre commit hook though.
Depending on which stack you’re using, you could use https://danger.systems to automatically fail PRs.
The shitty reboot of Office Space where some low level Google employee realizes they can stick a crypto miner in every browser and generate a couple cents from everyone’s browser.
That’s what we need, more good old sex cults.
Was woodworking another common one?
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