• I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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      6 hours ago

      Ah! Excellent question.

      It is estimated that there are 92 million people living in Iran. The price of a human, ignoring the human’s net worth, has a lower bound of 1 million USD (based off the heart alone).

      With some simple math, it can be deduced that Iran currently holds at least 92 trillion dollars of human wealth.

      Since Iran is considered to be an enemy of the US, that 92 trillion is subtracted off of the US GDP (~30.5 trillion USD), which puts the US in the red.

      Therefore, Trump must reduce Iran’s stockpiles of human wealth to get the US GDP to at least break even.

      I am sure you understand, now that I put this in this very logical way.

      /s if there’s any confusion