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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前
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  • N0body@sh.itjust.works
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    Terrible parenting. If you’re going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.

    • infinull@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Seriously, you could yeet it at least 300m that way, maybe more since they’re less than 90kg.

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    Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

    I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

    • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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      Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can’t be wrong.

  • Zerush@lemmy.ml
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    On the other side of the room

  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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    This is just an old-school rocker / bouncer, no? It looks like it’s meant to “float” the child like a one-sided sea-saw?

    I guess if you pulled it all the way down and released, it could slightly yeet the child, but there are absolutely better contraptions if going for distance

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Yeah it is, it’s just funny with the caption

  • kakler bitmap@lemmy.world
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    Bratapult

  • Moof@lemmy.world
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    Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

  • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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    Woudn’t having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can’t imagine it would launch the baby too far.

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Weird bent strap is called a “leaf spring.”

      • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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        Ah, thanks for the knowledge! Is it stronger than a twisty spring?

        • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Eh they make em of all varying sizes and strengths, just kind of a “use the right one for the job” situation I think.

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            Ah yes, you can choose to throw the baby into dad’s arms or out of the window.

            • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Well I meant more like “eject a spent shell casing” or “suspension in your whole ass car,” but yeah lol.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      They didn’t have such advanced spring technology back then.

      It’s still inferior to the medieval baby trebuchet.

      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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        Yeah but the baby trebuchet is how we got all this stork nonsense, we can’t go back to random babies dropping from the clouds.

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          random babies dropping from clouds is no way to form a government!

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    Brand new sentence!

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