Congratulations! You’ve given birth to a beautiful baby [object Object].

Brendan Eich isn’t going to like this.

Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn’t your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn’t get pergant [sic]?

you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice

Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret

how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.

This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!

surgeons are like. meat wizards.

#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>

int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf(“Child process killed.\n”); } return 0; }