This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for “portal panties”
You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
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You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
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Damn, you’re right :(
Wait… how did you confirm that?
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Yeah! OP needs to share this portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
Eat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
Good idea, I’ll get right on that
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
I said personal experience. It could be individual.
But I am not flexible enough.
Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
This makes no sense to me; please explain
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
I don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of
Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
No, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.
No, I am saying the opposite, hence why I wrote the words that I actually wrote.
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
Are you a linguist, by any chance?
I guess we should have specified that there are definitely some stupid questions…
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I should have said man, not male. Can you de-grok this?
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Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
*are
The portal gun was not made for this.
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Yes
I wonder if reaching through a portal and, say, holding your hands would feel more like holding two strangers hands. I mean, you’re still completely aware it’s your own two hands touching, and you can feel any movement mirrored in both of them, but your brain would be expecting your two arms to be coming together, and the fact that they were spread apart…I wonder how that would affect the subjective experience.
depends on the size of the portal.
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Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
Horrific art style
2007
Careful, it’s a relic.
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
What kind of anatomy textbooks are you reading
The fun yet educational kind.
yes, but more importantly, this would also become possible:
I can already lick my own feet if I so choose.
