we’ve informed him in no uncertain terms that he shouldn’t do it again.
… to Venezuela. And Congress is ready to say the same thing right after he attacks Greenland, Cuba, Colombia, Mexico, Panama, Canada or any other country he has said he wants to attack.* Mr. Trump, you only get one invasion per country! Let that be a lesson to you!
And Congress will do the same if he attacks Greenland, Cuba, Colombia, Mexico, Panama, Canada or any other country.
Sure. Those other countries (Canada excepted, I guess?) are Global South countries we need to kick into line from time to time. Don’t forget how we’re currently bombing Nigeria, a story that’s flown almost entirely under the radar because… fuck Africans, I guess?
“Well y’all got uppity when we were killing blacks here at home, so what are we supposed to do? Kill zero blacks total? Pfft. Get a load of this guy. Next I guess you’ll be expecting us to fuck zero children. Be realistic.”
… to Venezuela. And Congress is ready to say the same thing right after he attacks Greenland, Cuba, Colombia, Mexico, Panama, Canada or any other country he has said he wants to attack.* Mr. Trump, you only get one invasion per country! Let that be a lesson to you!
* Except Nigeria and Somalia. And Iran.
And Greenland!
Sure. Those other countries (Canada excepted, I guess?) are Global South countries we need to kick into line from time to time. Don’t forget how we’re currently bombing Nigeria, a story that’s flown almost entirely under the radar because… fuck Africans, I guess?
Bombing Somalia too.
Well they’re black, so what did they expect? /s
“Well y’all got uppity when we were killing blacks here at home, so what are we supposed to do? Kill zero blacks total? Pfft. Get a load of this guy. Next I guess you’ll be expecting us to fuck zero children. Be realistic.”
– Republicans who can’t even kill zero puppies
We’ve been at that for decades.