I hate these kinds of stories about petty nonsense, because this kind of shit comes out of Trump’s pie hole every day. It’s meant to serve as a distraction from the important stuff that’s going on, but the media still gleefully eats it up and regurgitates it.
Maybe lose some weight then you fat cunt
He’s seven feet tall and 210lbs.
Doctors have never seen such amazing MRIs.
He’s so healthy he gets two annual checkups every year.
Gets 100% on his dementia tests.
Gets 100% on his dementia tests.
graded A-D.
I would sent the journalist $5 if they actually responded like this!
Mussolini looked thinner in that picture where he’s suspended by the feet.
Stretch Pedonalds neck out and he’ll look like a thin Calista Flockhart.
Musso-notso-lini
I heard the corruption adds 10 pounds.
Good news! The French invented this machine that can remove 10-12 pounds in one fell swoop.
and it’s mostly fat!
Might be a bit more for Trump. He’s got a big head, in more ways than one.
It is actually 3 ounces for every child he hurt on the island.
Have you tried not being obese?
No… McDonald’s is making you look heavy.
Standing up straight might help, Donald.
Try not eating fast food all the time and getting off the couch instead of watching TV instead you worthless windbag.
Puffy blue suits don’t change your weight.
He keeps trying but reality doesn’t lie.




