Trying to get out all the 2025 shit. 2026 may or may not be better, but I know I want to be done with 2025
AH! I just realized I have 2025 shit still in me.
It’s still Dec 31st.
Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!
GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.
What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!
Dude here in New Zealand it’s about to be the 2nd. We’re approaching multiple hangovers in twentysix
Over here it’s already december 32nd.
Damn dude, like, watch out for the langoliers or something
Because I’m getting rid of the old shit!
I’ve shit 3 times so far this year
It’s January 1 here now. I’d like a coconut macaroon please.
Because you have no other choice.
I could starve myself to death!
23:53
I’m still stuck in 2025
Beans






