See… You have to get into the mind of a straight man from the 1950s and ask yourself one of 2 questions: Is this a woman’s thing? Or would I fuck this thing? Cars are considered “beautiful” and “sexy” and therefore fuckable by a man. I hope this has been a good lesson in outrageous sexism.
Here’s a simple trick:
Apply misogyny and sexism /s
Doesn’t work for le lave-linge though.
Buuuut cars are a men thing aren’t they? And yet it’s la voiture… Curious…
on dit un char.
See… You have to get into the mind of a straight man from the 1950s and ask yourself one of 2 questions: Is this a woman’s thing? Or would I fuck this thing? Cars are considered “beautiful” and “sexy” and therefore fuckable by a man. I hope this has been a good lesson in outrageous sexism.
I would not fuck a chevy hhr. A subaru justy on the other hand…
Thoughts on Toyota Crown?
And yet ‘ship’ is masculine in French, despite even in genderless English being referred to by sailors throughout history as a ‘she’
It is masculine because a ship is full of seamen.
🥁🐍
But they still name ships with women’s names, I stopped thinking too hard about this…
So are washing machines, apparently.
Don’t put your dick in that
Help me, stepsister…
La règle trente-trois, I see. Consider me enlightened!
Edit: merde non c’est la règle trente-quatre bordel de chiottes
If you can make mysoginistic jokes about it, then it works : men get in cars just like in women. => so it’s “la”
😏