That’ll solve it

  • wondrous_strange@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    1 nobel peace prize please.

    Goddamn fucking americans unbelievable you ruined the entire fucking world with you shit

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      6 months ago

      Knowing gringos this’ll probably get him some approval points with libs

      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 months ago

        At some point, someone has to tell you that using “libs” makes everyone picture you with too few teeth and lesser brain cells.

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          6 months ago

          Lmao. I don’t concern myself with whether the most gullible people alive think I’m unintelligent (and whatever classist shit you decide to sprinkle in). Sorry that just naming y’all makes you so upset tho.

          • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            6 months ago

            Yeah, you might wanna loosen your grip on your pud there, bucko. Your eyes are bulging and the drool’s a bit excessive. 🫡

        • Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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          6 months ago

          In a space dominated by leftists, using “libs” as shorthand for the general right-wingers dominating the west is fine.

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      6 months ago

      One is too little.

      Our Glorious Leader needs at least three.

      Ideally, he’d retroactively get one for each year after his International Debut in Cinema (Home Alone 2)!

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      6 months ago

      Hey now, America, just like Israel, is a Franco-British creation (with a lot of Germanic folks and culture in them as well). You wanna blame anyone, blame them!

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      6 months ago

      Look, if the Nobel Peace Prize is the only thing capable of motivating that retard into saving Ukraine, it should be given to him

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    6 months ago

    Oh, you mean you’re gonna do one of the red lines that Russia put in the sand? You know: the thing Russia was afraid of Ukraine doing if they were to join the UN?

    I’m sure this will result in a peaceful resolution.

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    6 months ago

    What’s the game here? The US could give the Ukrainians all of their weapons and they could still never hope to match the Russians. How does any party involved expect people to actually believe they believe this will lead to peace? It’s just obvious warmongering for profit.

    You don’t need to force the Russians to negotiate, they’re not the ones that scuttle every round of negotiations. Maybe get a time machine and tell Zelensky not to trust Boris Johnson. Or go back further and replace all the European leadership with people who don’t openly treat the Minsk accords as a delaying tactic.