I know you’re joking, but the butter in microwave popcorn bags tends to have a much bigger dosage than water does. This is due to getting heated up, and the butter being the right kind of fat to absorb pfas from the bag.
It’s a perfect storm for delivering PFAs into you… Which makes sense because PFAs weren’t really known about when microwave popcorn was invented.
Eh, my water is already filled with PFAs anyways. What’s a little more cancer on the pile.
I know you’re joking, but the butter in microwave popcorn bags tends to have a much bigger dosage than water does. This is due to getting heated up, and the butter being the right kind of fat to absorb pfas from the bag.
It’s a perfect storm for delivering PFAs into you… Which makes sense because PFAs weren’t really known about when microwave popcorn was invented.
Microwave popcorn was one of my safest autistic meals growing up… I’m so boned