• lividweasel@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Can we stop with the “Trump, 79, does or says something while totally still alive” headline format? These articles start out with a nasty bait-and-switch…

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      4 Years later…Orange turd has turned 84 and cannot communicate via language. His communication is via farts. SBD for yes, loud pop for no. Many other symbolic fattiness has developed a full language based on flatulence.

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        State of the Union 2028:

        “Pprrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffftttssshhhhhhhhrrrrrrpppp!”

        MAGA: “What a great speech!”

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      And then the whole article is trying to complete a Rorschach test from a mound of dementia-addled word puke. Happens too often now.