Redditsux@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 days agoTrump, 79, Invents Fake Governor in Embarrassing Senior Momentwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down15file-text
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minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days ago4 Years later…Orange turd has turned 84 and cannot communicate via language. His communication is via farts. SBD for yes, loud pop for no. Many other symbolic fattiness has developed a full language based on flatulence.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoState of the Union 2028: “Pprrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffftttssshhhhhhhhrrrrrrpppp!” MAGA: “What a great speech!”
4 Years later…Orange turd has turned 84 and cannot communicate via language. His communication is via farts. SBD for yes, loud pop for no. Many other symbolic fattiness has developed a full language based on flatulence.
State of the Union 2028:
“Pprrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffftttssshhhhhhhhrrrrrrpppp!”
MAGA: “What a great speech!”