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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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  • gac11@lemmy.world
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    “Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.”

  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    No. He didn’t steal. He is a mighty hunter. Yes he is. Yes he is! He hunted down the mighty sausage beast, stalked it, and killed it all on his own. Yes he did! Yes he did! And he did murder while being so adorable! Yes he is. Yes he is!

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      That’s a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one

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        All cats believe in their hearts that they are mighty lions and tigers. Let them have this. :D

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      For some reason, I’m reading this in John Oliver’s voice.

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      Honestly, if a cat was super interested in one of my bratwurst, I’d give them a present lol probably one I’d let cool for some time too, so it’s not too hot for them.

      I have a feeling this kitty made some friends, but wouldn’t put it past them to snag it haha. My mom’s cat used to take all the dog toys in the neighborhood and everyone knew just to come to the door to ask for them back lol

      Edit: “if” not “of”

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        I’d probably cut it in half or something. That’s one bigass meal.

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Also probably way more salt than a cat should really have, sausages are (usually) loaded with the stuff to not, y’know, kill you with bacteria.

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            and taste good, we need a whole lot more salt than cats do since we’re so much bigger and sweat a bunch.

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    “Quick, let me in, they’re right on my tail!”

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      You almost had me believing this unti I remembered he had a sausage in his mouth, so how could he talk :o/

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        i’m very confused what the slash under the emote means, is it dabbing?

        • btr_fan87@lemmy.world
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          Maybe the o is a nose and the slash is the mouth? Like how “:-)” uses three characters.

      • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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        The Garfield way, of course.

        • AceBonobo@lemmy.world
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          Assuming direct control of Jon

          • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Garfield Minus Garfield is the best Garfield. CMM.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Hmm, not a single “no outdoor cats” comment in this whole thread (yet.)

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      NextDoor doesn’t know how to log on… yet.

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Good cat

  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    The furry little god pulled a Ferris Bueller and got away with it.

    Legend.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Furris Mueller?

      • qisope@lemmy.world
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        Ferris Mewler

        • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          That’s what I said, but with more furor.

    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Greatest day of his life. He will remember this forever.

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    A neighbors cat once yoinked a hole steak from the table with it’s paw xD

    • Screamium@lemmy.world
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      “a hole steak”

      D:

      • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah, no need to censor the word “asshole”.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          Calamari ass rings chef’s kiss

          • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            You know the chef is sending a message when your calamari includes the hunting hooks. 😵‍💫

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        A small cross section of a tube steak, obviously

  • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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    Could’ve been a gift

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      There’s no collar on the cat, that’s very likely.

      In other word oop have good neighbour.

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      Barter.

  • ErrorCode@lemmy.world
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    Good kitty!

  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Now you just gotta teach him/her to team up with the local corvids. 🤌🏼

  • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Then there’s me like: Oh a cat. Here Kitty Kitty. You want a sausage? And there he goes. He’s probably afraid of humans.

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    They also bring the carbon and salt(?)!

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    peak cat. Mine brings yukky mangled mice and birds.

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      Well if you would just demonstrate that you know how to catch and kill your own, she could relax about trying to teach you.

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      You should send them to school with the orcas.

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    it’s polite to bring something to a potluck

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