butt chess?

it’s offline right now. please mail poop to restore service.

Did you though? Meow!

what if I use the term to describe a group of unfortunate chaps who lost their asses in tragic accidents?

what we see here is

step 1: be fit and good looking. step 2: wear anything you want and look good (it’s not about the clothes)

I. just. PEED.

this is the way. if you really want the highest chance of all questions being answered, number them.

Could you hallucinate something better? This place is a disaster.

yes, this is the way. none of the excess bulk, weight, and transport costs of a liquid detergent; none of the it’s-not-cum-i-swear stains of a pod.

probably be harder to chew

no pockets

we suffer together

“aaaaaahhh, who put the pizza table upside-down?!”

While it’s a joke, NHS funded dental care for under 18s in the UK has historically meant a lower incidence in children of missing or filled teeth than the US.

listening

I don’t

Spray-on leggings

“see this? this is what you look like in that stupid thing”

Ghost Assassin by Maduk & Veela