goodness no, we can’t show warcrimes on tv

considering how cats just keep showing up in people’s houses and acting like they’ve been living there all along, it seems we do in fact deserve cats

it’d be great if the existing government bodies that explicitly exist to help people find jobs did their own fucking jobs and didn’t just sit around jerking off to paperwork and humiliating poor people

the obvious solution to this is that you aren’t making a rational and sensible decision if it supports a shit system, as the rational decision would be to do anything that works toward dismantling or changing the system.

“LOVE ME” nom

stare into the void long enough and the void slow blinks back

as if anyone living with a cat isn’t infected anyways

and that’s not a lye

so this is how i learn that gmail has AI shit integrated, lmao

the divine voice of the lord booms down from the heavens: “CRINGE”
a clap of thunder vaporizes the blasphemer where they stand, leaving nought by a smouldering pile of ash

the ever wonderful irony of people losing their mind about bots when in fact they missed something obvious

sure sounds like something a bot would do

is it just me or does the kitten look photoshopped? something seems off

european milk is definitely pasteurized and refrigerated, not sure where on earth you’ve seen room temperature milk…

we do however also have extra pasteurized milk, which is more tolerant of storage conditions and time

i feel like there’s a lot of astroturfing in the comments here, how depressing

are you being intentionally obtuse? obviously they wouldn’t ban all vehicle, that wasn’t suggested in the OP either.

turns out we all have one of a handful of true names, and they’re all some variation on “meow”, “meh!”, “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”, and “grumble”

the fact that you’re doing it during lunch makes it not weird, IMO, because that’s just the convenient place and time to do it.

it would be weird (not bad) to leave home and go to the park to do it

it had good bits among the bad, but it was lots of bad and the bad was REAL bad

goodly hacked i’d say

the internet isn’t the issue, the issue is people wanting to make everything a webapp. If people could be satisfied with simple HTML pages none of this would be an issue.

all of this “internet 5.0” talk is completely pointless.