sherpaTTS has some decent voices, not studio quality but it’s good enough that you don’t think about it.

the ~ doesn’t belong there

it’s perfectly fine at e2e encryption, especially if you’re not federating.

“Open IRC federation is basically never used anymore”

so you admit IRC isn’t federated, lmfao

it’s like how you can feel the heat of the sun despite the air being cold.
heat radiating from your body reflects against the foil and hits you again, whereas if you touch the foil the heat in your fingers goes into the material directly.

you can get rid of the AI bullshit right now by installing lineageos, that’s what i did and it’s a big part of making this the best phone experience available, there’s just no bullshit and everything works

indeed, plus i run ACCA to limit the charge level to 75% during the day and between 40-60% at night.

i’m on a used pixel 6a and frankly i have no particular desire to ever get a different model. sure it’d be nice to have something newer but this works absolutely fine and i would have 0 qualms using it for the rest of my life, barring the release of phones with hologram displays or some wacky shit.

and considering that the battery health is still 99% even after at least a year of me using it, i’m looking forward to seeing just how long i can go without replacing it. it’d be quite funny to go “yeah my phone’s a legal adult”

this, there’s much better litter these days. My mom uses something made of sawdust i think and not only is that obviously great for the environment, it’s more effective and less smelly

hi i want to stay at home with your cat as well, i’ll bring chicken nuggets (mostly for the cat but you can have one)

it just means two, it’s less inherently noteworthy than 6 in sweden (literally “sex”)

he wants cuddles

jaws theme

oh god it looks like danny devito’s hair

some will never accept them, but many cats can tolerate harnesses just fine and will quite enjoy being taken for a leashed walk, so long as you don’t treat it like walking a dog.

You just follow the cat around, preventing it from going somewhere it shouldn’t, and if you get terminally bored you can nudge it to continue walking.

Hell you can just carry them around if they like that, or get one of those cat backpacks, whatever works.

generally for training any animal you want treats and a clicker, clicker training is overpowered as fuck

time to wife the gym and divorce the hit lawyer

people always say this but at worst “a few” means like 50, which is a damn fucking sight better than every other platform which is ONE provider

and you can us other providers or even run your own email setup, you’ll just run into problems, which is again a damn fucking sight better than other platforms where the option doesn’t even exist at all.

taco cat

people here pay for kittens, but it’s like… 100€ or something, it’s kind of a token sum to make up for them having fed and taken care of the kitten.