“These lazy servants and their unintelligible bickering. I was asking for food and now this.”

Like a dead coral reef.

What an absolute unit, lol. Looks a bit like mine, also a Tuxedo that got the snippy-snap later in life with a distinctly unit-like look. (Though not as absolute as this one.)

Assistant to the Regional Manager

Prepare to get hundreds of multiple-paragraph replies. If there’s one thing Germans love, then it’s telling non-Germans about Germany. Source: am German.

Report by the US State Department

So safe to ignore, got it.

He looks like he’s about to drop down into a half pipe to show off some trick.

Having your own definitely helps!

You live by stirring the conspiracy shit pile, you die by stirring the conspiracy shit pile.

“Hey, sooo… The vase got broken somehow, and when I went to investigate, I got stuck like this. Weird, huh?”

They cut the video right before he started blinking horizontally.

“mitching off”

JD Vance is and always was a classist prick who enjoys looking down on people he considers beneath him. Dude work a book about it.

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

For some reason, I’m reading this in John Oliver’s voice.

“Quick, let me in, they’re right on my tail!”

I have a tuxedo cat, but his diet seems to be mainly based on my ankles.

“You will pay for this, Deborah. I will make sure you pay for this dearly.”

“Oh, look what Pete got me for my birthday! It’s a red Mega-M-… ANTS IN THE PANTS!?”

Gotta wonder what part of “thou shalt not kill” is so difficult to understand for these people.