Cats’ inner demons are definitely orange.

Ours must be this one’s twin. Looks exactly like him and also does this. I agree, it’s adorable.

Light blue, though. Regular blue is milk chocolate.

Yes, that was my (humorous) point. The cat can be related to other cats even if it is neutered.

The kitten could be his nephew, or his first cousin once removed.

My cat also refuses to be defined by simple labels like that.

Also bad: When you ask XOR questions, but people think they’re funny and give you OR answers instead.

“These lazy servants and their unintelligible bickering. I was asking for food and now this.”

Like a dead coral reef.

What an absolute unit, lol. Looks a bit like mine, also a Tuxedo that got the snippy-snap later in life with a distinctly unit-like look. (Though not as absolute as this one.)

Assistant to the Regional Manager

Prepare to get hundreds of multiple-paragraph replies. If there’s one thing Germans love, then it’s telling non-Germans about Germany. Source: am German.

Report by the US State Department

So safe to ignore, got it.

He looks like he’s about to drop down into a half pipe to show off some trick.

Having your own definitely helps!

You live by stirring the conspiracy shit pile, you die by stirring the conspiracy shit pile.

“Hey, sooo… The vase got broken somehow, and when I went to investigate, I got stuck like this. Weird, huh?”

They cut the video right before he started blinking horizontally.

“mitching off”

JD Vance is and always was a classist prick who enjoys looking down on people he considers beneath him. Dude work a book about it.