This reminds me that many history-related Wikipedia articles like this one don’t have an English version yet. Might be a nice project in anticipation of Trump’s b-day.

Tbf, I’ve been using sudo rm -rf /* for years, and it has made every computer problem I’ve ever had go away. Very effective.

Would be funny if the AI was also burning computational resources while doing this so as to make the lie more convincing.

In terms of pure, artificial language generation, this is actually impressive. In terms of the actual utility of AI as a supposed problem-solving tool? Not so much.

Some crazy conspiracy nut who lives in an RV in the wilderness somewhere with the walls covered in tin foil: “I knew it! I fucking KNEW IT!!!”

I also find them really helpful for falling asleep. Sometimes when I feel stressed and see mostly noise, I’ll try to spot the color shapes and focus on them. It’s kind of meditative and helps me fall asleep faster.

This is just the result of neurons firing and chemical reactions taking place, and it’s normal. Personally, for me it depends on my state of mind when I try to sleep. When agitated, I see noise like in your picture. When calm, I see flat, colorful shapes with soft edges that float around and change shape more or less rapidly (kind of like a lava lamp).

I’m gonna be the cynic here and predict they’ll still accept a settlement at some point and they’re mostly sending ‘fight’ signals now for strategic reasons.

My brain couldn’t process this image for a solid 5 seconds.

It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.

Considering she’s moving for her job, she probably does not want the guy to be the sole breadwinner, and that’s also why “workaholic” is a problem. She’s not fully aligned with the conservative ideology here, because she seems to want the God and family bits but not the paternalistic-power-structure-with-one-man-at-the-top bit. Meanwhile, the guys she’s trying to date probably emphasize that last part and are looking for a conservative wife who stays home with the kids all day.

Here it is, here it is… Pole to platform, 360 spin on the ladder, backflip gainer (gainer!) onto the floor.

Man, just look at that dramatic ass pose. He’s full of shit.

I’m the one who gets to pick how it’s rebuilt

What if he’s not, though? What if the courts ordered that the building must be rebuilt the way it was? I don’t think that’ll happen, but I wouldn’t mind if it did.

Congratulations, you now trained your cats to play this little mind game once a day every day.

Left one’s the liar 100%

You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?

“Blah blah blah… ‘click sign in’… Okay, gotcha!”

Well well well, if it isn’t the RE1 to Magdeburg stopping at Berlin Alexanderplatz.

Cats’ inner demons are definitely orange.