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the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand!

• drill sgt zim

Pot calling kettle black.

Hey, he can’t mismanage the economy, that’s my job when i get another bank bailout
-Jamie Dimon

Better idea, scrap it, shred the whole thing.

Scrutiny is good and all, but I’d like to think that journalistic standards can be expected from some sources. And, those sources can be generally accepted without me having to be a journalist myself. Otherwise, what is the point of journalism?

Hey, we resemble that remark… Wait a tic… Shit

If? My man, you might want to find a news summary of the first 100 days.

opens in new pipe

Can you be more specific? Catholics, the pope himself, Vance? Really hard to narrow it down.

Destroy the pipeline

Since we’re just making up rules now… New rule…

Men with orange skin who are over 77 years of age and who happen to “have bone spurs” are now required to be greeted by a kick to their balls each time a new person enters the room.

If we had a Justice department with balls, this would have been identified during discovery.

Thank you for the correction

Biff Tanner

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

If women are supposed to be in the kitchen, why are most short order cooks men? Checkmate…

How will he pull the alarm from his resort down in Mexico?

It’s worth a try, let’s do it.

It’s about damn time. Where are the rest of them?

Dons my tinfoil hat…