Hi Nelly

Love the template, also the meme is funny

No, this is revolutionary

I’m still yet to lubricate my chains. I know I need to.

Also what do you use your bike for?

Oh wow he got to Ted

They don’t sleep. They were spy drones. They recharge on the wires.

/j

Didn’t forget, they just don’t have the energy.

Being poor is sad. The are always cheap or free local performances, they’re pretty cool. Also, I come from !fuckcars to tell you to get a bike.

But… WHY would you call it that?

Yo is this a real image?

Post right above this one was perfect

The earth is a giant cube with resources built for us humans.

Target redditors

Thanks, I can’t get it out of my head now

Last thing I’d want to be famous for

I would probably die

“I’m killing my roommate, brb”

I’ll let you figure that one out

Don’t. Tell. A soul. I can’t deposit the money for obvious reasons, so there isn’t much I can do. I could try money laundering.

Assuming it goes straight to a bank, and my security isn’t an issue, I’m giving away 300m away to charity, environmental research, and family. I’ll get someone to help me invest my money, because I know nothing, and use it to kick start a business or YouTube channel.

Sorry, can’t really tell you 5 specific purchases I’d make with it.